The Worst Hangover Ever

You start to wonder if a a bear came along while you were sleeping before you even open your eyes to painful shards of light at around 10am, after only 6 hours sleep.

Not only that, the same bear has then proceeded to jump on your head in the night and boot you in the stomach a few times before stuffing its furry paw down your throat and leaving it there all night.

The headache hits you like your head just got clapped between two ancient Roman gongs when you get up to go to the toilet! You think you’re gonna blow chunks, you just make it, but stagger back to bed and try to get back to sleep to get through it. No way!

Any attempt at drinking water or eating and you just vomit. This is one bad momma. Instead of getting better, an hour later you feel even worse!

This time, it seems like only a flat drink of coke and a pain killer (preferably ibuprofen) can do to kill the evil head pains and make eating and drinking bearable. Then, just stay in bed and drink water and a vitamin detox and eat when you’re ready to stomach it. It may take a few hours, that’s all. Once you feel able to get up, have a hot bath or go for a walk and eat something, to help your body process the alcohol out faster.

Get our free newsletter for beating hangovers for good! Remember, a painkiller doesn’t resolve anything, it just blocks the pain. Whilst the pain is blocked, you’ll feel half human, so make the most of it and eat and drink food and vitamins, and detox your liver. That’s right and try these cures next time instead.

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